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Bărbatul femeie și Femeia bărbat…povestea zilei

Mocanu Catalin — Sun, 19 Feb 2012 07:11:24 +0000

Un barbat era satul de a mai merge la munca in fiecare zi iar sotia lui sa stea acasa. Voia sa vada cu ochii lui ce se petrece in timp ce el muncea din greu la birou, zicand astfel:

Doamne eu merg la serviciu in fiecare zi si muncesc aproape 10 ore pe zi, in timp ce sotia mea sta fara nici o grija acasa. Mi-as dori sa pot face schimb cu ea - macar pentru o zi – sa vada si ea in ce conditii lucreaza un barbat, cat stress si epuizare poate avea intr-o zi. Te rog Doamne fat u intr-un fel sa putem schimba rolurile pentru o zi. Amin!

Dumnezeu, in minunata sa intelepciune, i-a indeplinit dorinta.

Dimineata urmatore, destul de sigur pe sine, barbatul se trezi in pielea sotiei sale uimit de marea minune care s-a petrecut cu el. S-a ridicat, a gatit micul dejun pt partenerul sau de viata, a trezit copiii, le-a pregatiti hainele, le-a servit micul dejun, le-a facut pachetele pt scoala, i-a dus la scoala, a venit repede acasa, a adunat toate hainele si a dus hainele la spalat, s-a dus la banca, s-a dus la cumparaturi si din nou acasa ca sa lase cumparaturile; apoi a plecat sa plateasca cheltuielile lunare. Revenita acasa a curatat cutia pisicii si a imbaiat cainele. Era deja ora 13. A facut paturile, si a adunat alte rufe, a aspirat in toata casa, a sters praful si a spalat bucataria..

A fugit apoi la scoala dupa copii cu care, pe drum, a intrat in discutii contradictorii. Acasa a pregatit din nou laptele si biscuitii pt copii si s-a ocupat de ei pt ca sa isi faca temele. Apoi si-a instalat masa de calcat si a inceput sa calce uitandu-se cu coada ochiului la TV.

La ora 16:30 a inceput sa curete cartofii si sa spele legumele pt salata, a gatit carnea de porc si a pregatit mancarea de cina. Dupa cina, din nou, a spalat toata bucataria, vasele, a adunat din nou toata hainele, a facut baie copiilor si i-a pregatit pt culcare. La ora 9 era deja extenuata datorita treburilor din timpul zilei, dar pentru ea ziua nu s-a terminat inca… era asteptata in pat de sotul ei tandru……., lucru pe care le-a facut cu brio……….

A doua zi barbatul s-a trezit si imediat a venit in genunchi inaintea lui Dumnezeu si I-a zis: Doamne, nu stiu la ce m-am gandit cand am cerut sa fiu in pielea sotiei mele…am gresit asa de mult sa o invidiez pe sotia mea crezand ca sta degeaba acasa toata ziua… Te rog, te rog mult, dar te rog, fa schimbarea la loc cum eram! Amin!

Dumnezeu in infinita Sa intelepciune i-a replicat: Fiule, cred ca ai invatat o lectie buna si bucuros as face schimbarea inapoi…dar vezi tu…va trebui sa astepti 9 luni…noaptea trecuta tocmai ai ramas

gravida si va trebui sa si nasti….!

Extended Durex Play ( Vibrating Ring hack )

Mocanu Catalin — Thu, 16 Feb 2012 12:10:45 +0000

Extended Durex Play (Vibrating Ring)

I got one of these little vibrating ring doodads and can concur with these reviews that's it's bloody great. There are two problems though. First of all it's €10+ in the Rip-off of Ireland. Compare that with $22 for 6 in the US! And the second is that it's intended to be disposable (20mins of use). The second problem wouldn't be a problem if they were on sale for an American style €2.40 each.

So being the gadgety skinflint that I am, what follows is how to disassemble it and replace the batteries with more powerful ones...

Wash it
Pop the device out by squeezing it through the switch hole,
I took a very sharp unserrated steak knife and sliced into one end,
Then I took a a thicker, sturdier knife and widened the gap,
I flipped back to the skinny knife and extended the gap gutting it like a fish,
The skinny knife still in there I brought in the second knife and opened them like scissors popping the device open,

I'd say the device is lightly glued together so there weren't little catches I could pop next time.
So here it is: two little batteries, a motor with a semi-circle of metal, and a switch. Who would've thought?
The battery says G3-A which turns out to be, according to this chart an LR41 aka 192, a 1.5V alkaline button cell. My geeky teenage years and stint working at Maplin put to good use: that battery is the same as a SR41 silver oxide and the SR41 is both higher capacity and higher voltage: more vibrations, and longer!
Re-assemble. Because the device is sheathed in rubber I'm not worried about insulating it.

Enjoy

Google Acknowledges Bug in AdWords Keyword Tool

Mocanu Catalin — Wed, 30 Nov 2011 17:31:32 +0000

Observant users of Google’s AdWords Keyword Tool have noticed something odd in recent days — when you do an exact match search on certain terms, the volume reported is zero. Surely someone has been searching on terms like wine, iPod, and dogs. Indeed, a Google spokesperson confirms that it’s a bug.

“We’re aware of a potential issue that is affecting the keyword tool in AdWords, and are working hard to fix it,” said the spokesperson in a statement.

We first saw news of the bug on SEO Consult’s blog, where one commenter says he’s seen similar results for a couple of weeks. The problem has also been reported in AdWords help forums as early as November 23.

There appears to be little pattern to what terms are affected and which aren’t, and both global volume and local volume are currently showing as zero.

Funny Back To School Facebook Status Updates

Mocanu Catalin — Mon, 07 Nov 2011 18:18:11 +0000

Rodney...

says if your name was Homework.... I'd be doing you right now!
says back in my day, we used to call it "recess"... now-a-days, it's referred to as "cease fire".
would often... when I read a book... thank my teacher. At least I used to... until she got an unlisted number.
Studying is like student and dying put together
does not need no spelling lessons... who do you think put the cool in scool?
thinks going back to school would be great if it weren't for all the classes.
thinks teachers aren't truly appreciated... until the weekends!
would like to remind the kids not to let their schooling get in the way of their education
Teachers call is "cheating"... We call it "teamwork".
The more u learn the more u know the more u know the more u forget the more u forget the less u know, so why learn?

Funny Facebook Warning Status Updates

Mocanu Catalin — Mon, 07 Nov 2011 18:13:47 +0000

NAME...

ALERT!! Facebook tried to keep this quiet! As of tomorrow, Facebook will creep into your bathroom when you're in the shower and smack your ass! To change this option, go to Privacy / Personal / Smack Your Ass and uncheck the "You Betcha" box.
just got kicked out of the Zoo! How was I supposed to know that "real" hippos don't actually eat marbles?
is thinking that with all the technology out there, that someone must have figured out how to create a mirror that actually shows where objects are?
says if wasn't for me, it would just be aweso
thinks it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.
has got the moves like Jagger
to find your cool robot name, take the first 16 digits of your credit card and combine with the start/expiry dates and security code. What’s yours?
Hey my vegetarian friends, just a reminder that my food poops on your food... Enjoy that salad!
Some interesting stats... 3,190,374 people are having sex right now, 2,212,130 are kissing, and 1 poor person is reading this post. Sucks to be you!
Warning: Facebook may contain traces of Nuts!